August 22nd, 2001 @ 8:45AM
I would I were on yonder hill
It's there I'd sit and cry my fill
And every tear would turn a mill
Is go dte tu mo mbuirnin slan
I'll sell my rock, I'll sell my reel
I'll sell my only spinning wheel
To buy my love a sword of steel
Is go dte tu mo mbuirnin slan
Siuil, Siuil, Siuil a ruin
Siuil go sochair agus Siuil go ciuin
Siuil go doras agus ealaigh liom
Is go dte tu mo mbuirnin slan
I'll dye my petticoats, I'll dye them red
And it's round the world I'll beg for bread
Until my parents would wish me dead
Is go dte tu mo mbuirnin slan
I wish, I wish, I wish in vain
I wish I had my heart again
And vainly think I'd not complain
Is go dte tu mo mbuirnin slan
And now my love has gone to France
to try his fortune to advance
If he e'er comes back 'tis but a chance
Is go dte tu mo mbuirnin slan
Siuil, Siuil, Siuil a ruin
Siuil go sochair agus Siuil go ciuin
Siuil go doras agus ealaigh liom
Is go dte tu mo mbuirnin slan
July 31st, 2001 @ 8:28PM
flesh so fine, so fine to tear, to gash the skin, skin to strip, to plait, so nice to plait the strips, so nice, so red te drops that fall, blood so red, so red, so sweet, sweet screams, singing screams, scream your song, sing your screams, blood so sweet, so sweet to drink the blood, the blood that drips, drips, drips so red, pretty eyes, fine eyes, I have no eyes, pluck the eyes from out of your head, grind your bones, split your bones inside your flesh, suck your marrow while you scream, scream, singing screams, sing your screams
July 31st, 2001 @ 8:26PM
flesh so fine, so fine to tear, to gash the skin, skin to strip, to plait, so nice to plait the strips, so nice, so red te drops that fall, blood so red, so red, so sweet, sweet screams, singing screams, scream your song, sing your screams, blood so sweet, so sweet to drink the blood, the blood that drips, drips, drips so red, pretty eyes, fine eyes, I have no eyes, pluck the eyes from out of your head, grind your bones, split your bones inside your flesh, suck your marrow while you scream, scream, singing screams, sing your screams
July 19th, 2001 @ 8:23PM
I went on a three week trip. Well it was supposed to be three weeks. Things didn't go as planned. Here is the list of the places I stayed. I went to Banff through the US and came home through Canada.
1st night: Gaylord, Michigan
2nd night: The car, Wisconsin
3rd night: Miles City, Montana
4th night: Lethbridge, Alberta
5th night: Banff, Alberta
6th night: Banff, Alberta
7th night: Regina, Saskatchewan
8th night: Winnipeg, Manitoba
9th night: Schreiber, Ontario
10th night: Sudbury, Ontario
11th night: My house, Ontario
July 4th, 2001 @ 7:14AM
My new devart icon was cooler than the one you are seeing.. It was animated. Unfortunately it was over 15k so I could not use it for my devart icon. And since it's over 15k it is quite obviously over 7k which means I can't use it for my AIM icon. poop in the pants.
"An old error is always more popular than a new truth."
-- German proverb
June 29th, 2001 @ 4:36PM
I am a soulless mishapen tree. I appear about to break, but that is false.... When the wind yells and hollars the mountain pays it no heed. This is a dirge I sing for november. For the mishapen trees that carry a burden. They say that death is light as a feather and duty heavier than a mountain. We all must shoulder our mountains and pay no heed to the wind. But perhaps we are the wind. Man is corrupted. Knowledge was our undoing. Fare thee well...
May 12th, 2001 @ 7:52PM
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
6. No one is listening until you fart.
7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
9. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
10. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
11. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
12. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
13. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
14. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
15. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
16. Don't squat with your spurs on.
17. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
18. If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.
19. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
20. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
21. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.
22. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
23. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
24. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
25. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
26. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
27. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
28. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
29. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
30. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Sincerely,
Another Pathetic Online Personality
Eric Stroeh aka LCS600
Front man of Digital Catharsis
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May 7th, 2001 @ 5:55PM
May 5th, 2001 @ 5:58AM
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
The closest I've ever gotten to a 4.0 in high school was my blood alcohol content.
Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?"
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.
Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
I don't have a big ego, I'm way too cool for that.
I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner.
Dyslexia means never having to say that you're yrros.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
I see your IQ test results were negative.
Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.
When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Mary's.
Travel is very educational. I can now say "Kaopectate" in seven different languages.
Women should not have children after 35. Really...35 children are enough
Save Your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date!
I am a nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect!
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assalted. [it's a pun not a spelling mistake]
That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius... I told a friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains."
No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.
My parents gave me a hint. On my door they put a sign: CHECKOUT TIME IS 18
How come we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was... surrounded by trees and bushes.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
I mixed Rogaine with Viagra... now I've got hair like Don King.
I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.
The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Muter's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."
And of course, this great one by tat2doc:
A mind is a terrible thing to waste, but given the right caliber of gun it can be a beautiful thing
Sincerely,
Another Pathetic Online Personality
Eric Stroeh aka LCS600
Front man of Digital Catharsis
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http://cm.545studios.com -|
May 3rd, 2001 @ 6:38PM
Random thought:
Human excrement was not meant to be consumed. It also was not meant to be spewed forth from one's mouth. Somebody should inform s-n-e-e-d of this.
Another random thought:
I once killed a man just to see him die. But then I got distracted and I missed it. My friends tried to describe it to me, but it's just not the same.
Sincerely,
Another Pathetic Online Personality
Eric Stroeh aka LCS600
Front man of Digital Catharsis
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http://www.mp3.com/DigitalCatharsis -|-
http://cm.545studios.com -|
